"Raymundo" (raymundo)
04/13/2016 at 11:11 • Filed to: None | 3 | 12 |
Just finished my application to Ford to be accepted to buy a Ford GT. One of the fields wanted me to discuss a highlight in my racing career. My response:
“One time I spun out before the finish line, maintained momentum and finished in reverse.”
*Awaits location for delivery acceptance.*
In all fairness I did state that I can’t afford a Ford GT. So I asked if I could just drive one for a day on the grounds that I return it with a full tank of fuel. That reasonable, right?
TheHondaBro
> Raymundo
04/13/2016 at 11:13 | 8 |
No, what you do is give the greatest racing moment you’ve ever experienced, and then follow it up by saying it was from Forza.
Raymundo
> TheHondaBro
04/13/2016 at 11:14 | 2 |
I’m more into Mario Kart for it’s banana peel physics.
scoob
> Raymundo
04/13/2016 at 11:17 | 5 |
You should’ve said “I once drove a Ferrari and it didn’t catch fire.” Then they’d you know are a driving god.
GTI Sprinks
> Raymundo
04/13/2016 at 11:19 | 2 |
I was gonna suggest a forza joke to them as well. Say you’ve already completed the best circuits around the world in record setting times.. and post a link to your gamertag for them.
Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
> Raymundo
04/13/2016 at 11:22 | 1 |
Mario Kart gave me a wholly unrealistic idea of what would happen if I tossed a banana peel behind me on the road.
$kaycog
> Raymundo
04/13/2016 at 11:23 | 0 |
What a great idea! Let me know if it works!
Raymundo
> $kaycog
04/13/2016 at 11:27 | 2 |
Oppo review on the Ford GT coming soon.
TooLazyToNotBurner
> Raymundo
04/13/2016 at 11:30 | 0 |
Everyone should just type in "$kaycog is my codriver" and see how many get accepted.
BeaterGT
> Raymundo
04/13/2016 at 11:36 | 0 |
I’d like them discuss a highlight in this car’s career
Raymundo
> BeaterGT
04/13/2016 at 11:42 | 2 |
Ah a reverse-role interview. Excellent strategy.
$kaycog
> Raymundo
04/13/2016 at 11:44 | 0 |
I can’t wait!
BeaterGT
> Raymundo
04/13/2016 at 12:10 | 0 |
You would definitely gain the upper hand!